the-maybe-dead-cats:

I used to hate sleeping because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours but now I love sleep because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours


sassadilla:

i have more selfies than friends


If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?
---Unknown (via sharkeisha)
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There are a lot of people with chapped lips on campus today it’s actually kind of disturbing.


africandad:

"touch my butt and buy me pizza"

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relahvant:

it’s halfway through 2014 and i have literally achieved nothing


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suck my ass

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…For some people, they find pain.
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